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dynastylnoire:

fortheloveofazrael:

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bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

in the french ad they say “doesn’t sting the eyes, averts tingles” they lied to a whole country !

….It’s marketed as though it doesn’t burn eyes. That’s what made kids demand it when we saw it on Nickelodeon 5 times in a half a hour.  So L’oreal is wrong.

They literally exclaim no “teers” not ” tares” (as a matter of pronunciation during the commercials so they went above and beyond to lie. 

Bare in mind, squirting chemicals in your eye is never a good idea in general, but at the least it should have prevented eyes from burning if some of the shampoo+ water run off got in a kids eyes during shampooing or rinsing.

(Source: zozososoxoxo)

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rtamerica:

Florida town: Get your pants off the ground or face 6 months in jail

A city in Florida doesn’t want people showing off their ‘whale tails,’ ‘plumber’s cracks’ or boxers on public property so much that they banned the saggy-pants fashion statement within city limits.

“Lookin’ like a fool, walkin’ downtown with ya pants on the ground,” ‘General’ Larry Platt famously sang in his ‘American Idol’ audition. “Giddy up! Get ya pants off the ground!”

Officials in Ocala, Fla. agree with Platt’s sentiment so much that city council unanimously passed an ordinance that prohibits anyone on city property from wearing pants two inches or more below a person’s natural waist.

It doesn’t matter how Black men and boys dress, as white people always find a way to pathologize and criminalize them. And remember that Dr. MLK Jr.—a “respectable” Black Christian man— was assassinated while wearing a suit. Fuck “respectability”-politics. 

Lets just ignore the fact that school shootings have sky rocketed. The biggest problem facing America is black men sagging. In Florida no less. Are y’all motherfuckers serious?! You cannot be. 

Weed is becoming legal. They need new ways to throw those scary black men and scary 8 year old black boys in prison. 

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